(Source: polvocosmico)
You’re always haunted by the idea you’re wasting your life.
Chuck Palahniuk (via apohermion)
Now currently watching/Equilibrium Appreciation
cubfrubus asked: TMI! 1) Seven minutes in heaven with any celebrity. Who is it and what goes down? 2) Weirdest place you've had sex? 3) Favorite pair of Undies? 4)Hang out on the beach or go camping in the woods? 5) Embarrassing College Stories? 6) If you could be any animal which would you be and why? 7) Any kinky fetishes?
YAY more TMIs!
1. Right now I would have to say Max Adler from Glee…what goes down…me as I would probably faint…
2. No where weird…my sex life is way too vanilla…I need to change that…
3. Its a three way tie between my two Diesel trunks or my jockstrap
4. Can’t I have both? If not then camping…better for sex and I don’t want sand up my ass crack.
5. I was horribly drunk one time and tried to sneak more beer into my room and decided to jump off my balcony instead of going past security (I was the RA so if I got caught I would have been kicked out). It was a only 9 feet off the ground but my foot got snagged up and I fell on my back…and everyone happened to be out on their balcony watching…There was a very uncomfortable situation where I had to go knock on this girls room on my floor as some people complained about the noise and as she opened up her door I noticed two guys we go to school with standing buck naked in her living room and she was too and one was tied up…should have joined what was I thinking…it made class weird as I couldn’t stop picturing those two guys and they were in all of my classes.
6. Good question…probably a dog as they seem to have it so easy in life (if they get a good owner) and I would just love to run around all day and have fun.
7. I do want to be slapped around a bit…walk away with a few bruises and scratches…again I need to stop having a non existant vanilla sex life…
